wahahaha i laughed so hard.
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
I would be doing the same thing to my house if this were mine
Cuz you know the Commons is the best building around #USCA
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
I think it’s hilarious that so many men think rejection is something that only happens to them and that women can’t possibly know what it’s like to feel unwanted.
JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE
I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.
tears are streaming down my face
A KID IN MY PHYSICS CLASS FUCKING USED THIS AS THE OPENING OF HIS PRESENTATION
How special do I have to be to injure myself walking across the living room?